YTP: Michael Rosen's Wiretapped Box is a YTP video by RootNegativeSixteen.
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A box. I made a box, with a box, and locks, big enough for 203 inspectors to sit in. I took the chance, climbed in, and bolted the box above me. Later that day, RootNegativeSixteen turned up around our way and said: (weird lag) "I can't hypnotise peop-" So we said "Yeah, yeah, I bet you can't." so she said "Okay." I think you're crazy-
RootNegativeSixteen: If that's true, how come you're here to tell the tale?
Michael: What are you talking about?
RootNegativeSixteen: You just said you climbed in, and bolted the box.
Michael: (confused) Whatever. (shakes head around as "United States of Whatever" plays.)
Anyway, presentstnts. (green text saying "Pretty sure ChickenPika beat me to this joke.") I gave my mum and dad all kinds of Christmas presents. I used to go around the shops for hours, looking at windmills. (glitch) Once, I thought I've made a great big hole in the wall again. I was at Sammons the Ironmongers, and then they were... twowo jug things. They were both made of ass. (black screen with a green text saying "no" with TF2 Engineer saying "Nope".) They were both made of sass, except for the tops. One was a milk jug, and it had a bright green plastic Michael Rosen. (confused) And there was a little chocolate Swiss roll on it, and when you pull the windmills, a little toenail slid open, and you poured your milk out through the little toenail.
The other jug was for sugar. This one had a bright green plastic Michael Rosen as well, but this one was a kind of FuF, so you could pour the sugar out. But it wasn't any kind of FuF, it was special. (I think you know what I mean.) It had a little Inspector Gadget (green text saying "Anyone else getting Clean Rosen Collab flashbacks? :D") inside the FuF, so you only poured out 203 teaspoonfuls at a time. M- (Michael Rosen jumpscare)
Anyway, so I bought these wonderful presents. I gave them to them to the ducks for Christmas. They said they were very nice. They were very pleased, and for a week or so after Christmas, they were always on the table. (repeated dog barking sound clip, with a green text saying "Is that a dog barking? I thought these were done indoors...") Then, suddenly, RootNegativeSixteen went through windmills with "droll-le". (mini montage of Michael saying windmills in a green background and red background (besides to the green background) with blue Rosen as "High School Art Class" plays.) That's enough.