Mum's Dead Coat is a poem by Michael Rosen from the book, Centrally Heated Knickers.
DISCLAIMER: This is a transcript for a video of Michael performing the poem/book, not a transcript from the actual poem/book itself.
Mum's Dead Coat.
A sad thing, happened this week. It was my mum's coat. On the label, it says, The coat that breathes. When everyone was out, I went up to it... where it was hanging up and I put my ear, right up close to it. But it had stopped breathing. I don't think mum has noticed yet, and I don't know, how to break the news to her. If I go up to her and say "Mum, your coat's dead." I think she'd be upset.
Usage in YTP's Edit
- The title is sometimes shortened to "Mum's Dead" in some YouTube Poops.