I'm Carrying The Baby is a poem by Michael Rosen from the book, Mustard, Custard, Grumble Belly and Gravy.
Transcript[]
I'm carrying the baby.
Eddie was three. "Look at me!" he said, "Look at me! I'm carrying the baby! Look at me! (twice) I'm carrying the baby!" "Oh," said Eddie. "Look at me, I've dropped the baby."
Trivia[]
- In the Don't Put Mustard in the Custard version, the person carrying the baby was Paul.