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"Hot Food" is a poem by Michael Rosen, from his book "The Hypnotiser."
It is without doubt one of his most famous and pooped poems.

It's so popular in fact, that it is used throughout the entire YouTube Poop genre.

This is also the only poem to get two videos in two separate eras. It was first used in the 2007-2009 era (white background) and then was seen again in the 2011 era (black background).

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Transcripts Edit

DISCLAIMER: This is a transcript for a video of Michael performing the poem/book, not a transcript from the actual poem/book itself.

[jazzy saxophone music]

We sit down to eat, and the potato's a bit hot. So I only put a little bit on my fork, and I blow. *puff puff* 'Till it's cool. Just cool. Then into the mouth. [licks lips] *WHOIP* *click* Nice!

And there's my brother, he's doing the same. [licks lips] *puff puff* 'Till it's cool. Just cool. Into the mouth. *WHOIP* *click* Nice.

There's my mum, she's doing the same.[licks lips] *puff puff* 'Till it's cool. Just cool. Into the mouth. [licks lips] *WHOIP* *click* Nice!

But my dad. My dad, what does he do? He stuffs a great big chunk of potato into his mouth, and then that really does it. His eyes pop out. He flaps his hands. He blows, he puffs, he yells, he bobs his head up and down. He spits bits of potato all over his plate and he turns to us and he goes, "Watch out, everybody! The potato's really hot!"

[jazzy saxophone music again]

Hot Food.

We sit down to eat, and the potato's a bit hot. So I only put a little bit on my fork and I blow. *puff puff* 'Till it's cool. Just cool. Into the mouth. *WHOIP* *click* Nice.

And there's my brother, he's doing the same. *puff puff* 'Till it's cool. Just cool. Into the mouth. *WHOIP* *click* Nice!

And there's my mum, she's doing the same. [licks lips] *puff puff* 'Til it's cool. Just cool. Into the mouth. *WHOIP* *click* Nice!

But my dad. My dad, what does he do? He stuffs a great big chunk of potato into his mouth, and then that really does it. His eyes pop out. He bobs his head up and down. He blows, he puffs, he yells. He even spits bits of potato onto his plate and he turns to us and he goes, "Watch out, everybody! The potato's really hot!"

Trivia Edit

  • This is one of Michael Rosen's favorite poems.
  • The Expression "*click* noice" [in the 2008 video] appears alot outside of YTPs and its community. It's very well known in meme culture by people who never heard of YTP.

Use in YTPs Edit

  • A snippet of the "jazzy saxophone music" that starts the 1999 video is used in this YTPMV by 256Pi.
  • Michael clicking his tongue and saying "Nice" is used countless times throughout all of the YTP and meme community.
  • After Michael says ".. the potato is really hot" [in the 2008 video], Michael turns his head to the left with a confused face. This is commonly used when Michael sees and/or hears something rather stupid, silly and/or absurd.

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